The toad decided to jump over the rails. But a train came, and she flew to the side without hind legs. The toad lies and thinks: "But the legs were beautiful, we must return for them." Crawled onto the rail - and then again the train, and the toad was left without a head.
So let's drink together for not losing our head because of a pair of beautiful legs!
Once I had an interesting conversation with a Parisian friend.
“A good woman,” he said, “is one who has both a husband and a lover.
- Yes? I thought it was bad, ”I shrugged.
- No, the bad one is the one who has only a lover.
- I always thought it was a fallen woman.
“You know, the fallen one is the one who has no one at all.
- And I thought it was lonely.
- No, the lonely one is the one who has only a husband.
I think, friends, we should drink to single women!
Let's clap vodka for the new generation that Pepsi chooses! Because now there is much more left for us!
In the evening, a young woman at the post office fills out a form of a telegram with a trembling hand. I wrote one text, crumpled up the form, threw it into the basket; the second form also followed. And only the third she submitted through the window, asking to send a telegram urgently.
The curious telegraph operator who was watching her picked up and smoothed out the discarded forms.
The first reported:
- Everything is over. I don’t know you anymore.
Second text:
- Do not write to me and do not try to see.
And the one he sent read:
- I'm waiting for the next train.
I raise a glass to the constancy of the female character!
One sultan kept his harem a few kilometers from the palace. And every day he sent his young servant for another girl. The sultan himself calmly died at a hundred years old, and his servant died out, just over thirty.
Conclusion: men are killed not by love games with women, but by running after them.
Let's raise our glasses to a dream: so that we do not run after women, but they follow us!
One evening Petya is sitting with his Lyuba, drinking with a snack. Lyuba became foggy, and she says:
- Here we live with you, Petya, which year, we have children, but we still don’t know each other to the bottom. I want to obey, Petya! I’m color blind, I don’t distinguish colors, but you were ashamed to say! Forgive me, Petya!
- And then, - says Petya, - I thought you knew that you live with a black man!
So let's drink, friends, so that in our family life we look more attentively and more often into each other's faces!
I want to wish you that it was always easy in your heart, and heavy in your pockets.
Givi walks across the desert desert, approaches the mountains. And suddenly Givi hears a loud terrible cry. Sees Givi - in front of him is the entrance to a dark cave. Givi enters the cave cautiously. Suddenly - he sees: the Phoenix bird cuddled with its bare bottom on a hot frying pan and yells. Givi is surprised:
- Listen, Phoenix bird, why are you sitting with your bare ass on a hot frying pan and yelling?
- Oh, Givi! Tell me: if I hadn't sat in a hot frying pan and shouted, who would have paid attention to me?
So let's drink to our women, who don't have to sit with their bare butts on a hot frying pan and yell just to be noticed!
To eat and drink
So that I wanted and could
So that everyone and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!
A quiet country courtyard, where a rooster tramples on a hen in the corner.
Then a Georgian comes out onto the porch with a bag of seeds, which he slowly clicks, and then throws a handful of seeds on the ground.
The rooster, seeing an unexpected gift, jumps off the hen and begins to greedily fill its stomach.
And the owner, watching this scene, sadly shook his head: "God forbid me to get so hungry!"
I invite everyone to drink together for the abundance of food and friends!
And now let's raise our glasses so that we have everything, and we would have nothing for it!
And also so that we always have the time and opportunity to use it!
One sobriety advocate says to his listeners:
- Understand, unfortunates, how low you have fallen - below the cattle. Put one bucket of water in front of the donkey and the other with wine. What will he choose?
- Water! - the audience responds amicably.
- You see: water. And why?
- Because the donkey! - I heard an equally amicable answer.
We will not be like a donkey - and together we will raise glasses of wine for this!
A chain of climbers is climbing the mountain. And suddenly the first climber in the bundle was bitten in the penis by the snake. He asks to pass along the chain to the doctor who goes last:
- I was bitten by a snake, what should I do?
When the news reached the doctor, he ordered to convey:
- We must suck it off quickly!
When the answer reached the second climber in the bunch, he opened his mouth ... and closed it.
The bitten one asks:
- Well? What did the doctor convey?
- The doctor said ... you will die anyway!
So let's drain our glasses so that there will always be women in the same bundle with us!
And now I propose to drink to business and sex, which translated into native Russian means: success in work and personal life!
Women are like flowers that are especially amazing when they bloom.
So let's drink to the dissolute amazing women!
A good short toast said in time can quickly congratulate the hero of the day, cheer up the company and encourage them to raise their glasses. At the same time, the guests do not get bored listening to a long monologue. We present to your attention a collection of laconic toasts for all occasions. Memorize at least a few of them and you will be in the spotlight all evening.
First toast: Goodbye! We will not see you sober today!
My friends, you can't drink individually, let's get drunk collectively. For the great strength of the team!
Let's have a toast so that we have as much grief as there are drops in our glasses.
Dear friend, I wish you always have a light heart and heavy pockets!
Let there be people in your life that you want to drink for, and not those for whom you want to get drunk!
Drunkenness - fight! So let's drink before the fight!
Let's drink to those who, absent, are invisibly present here!
Let's drink to our luck, even though sometimes let the bird of happiness beat in our snares!
Happiness! Goodness and green dough!
Dear friends, let's drink to passion! Passion how you want to drink!
Better late than not to the bottom!
The arms and legs began to chill - isn't it time for us to mess around ?!
They say that youth is a flaw that passes. I want time to pass, but the lack remains. Let's drink to all men with such a flaw!
So that your desires go crazy with your capabilities!
Let's drink to friendship, because it is she who multiplies joys and shares sorrow!
Since there is no more reason to drink, then let's drink to the "posting"! So, we drink and think about vodka!
Be healthy for a hundred centuries!
To eat and drink, to want and be able, so that everywhere and everywhere there was someone with someone and where!
With the onset of alcoholic intoxication, comrades!
The birth of good is good. The birth can be of a person, an idea, a tree, a grain, a feeling ... And now I want to drink to the birth of friendship at this evening.
I suggest you drink to your understanding! Without him, everything in our life would not be so peaceful and harmonious.
I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!
Let's drink to honest and humble people! Moreover, there are so few of us left ...
Fir-trees, dense forest,
Will be fined for idle time!
Let's drink, brothers, for men
We are for no apparent reason!
With good company, as they say, it's a sin not to drink. So let us not sin, but raise our glasses and drink. Startled!
Weak women have a passion for strong men. Strong men have a passion for women's weaknesses. For the unity of opposites!
I want to drink for not seeing evil, not hearing evil, not remembering evil and not doing evil!
Let's drink to our friends going to banquets and our enemies on crutches!
Let everything always pass by
In addition to health, money and sex!
I drink a glass for my family!
Let's drink to the tables bursting with abundance, and the beds - from love!
Even Aristotle said that two friends have one soul for two. So let's drink to the unity of our souls!
God gave a day to drink, but nobody knows what day it is. So let's drink it every day so as not to miss it!
So that there are no tears and deceit in the eyes of our loved ones!
Vodka is our enemy. But who said that we are afraid of enemies ?!
Fighting the green serpent,
In our hearts, we all swear at him,
But we always know how to pay off the debt:
Once we need a drink, we drink!
With age, memory and vision begin to change, even a loved one changes, and only old friends remain unchanged. For friends!
Who is a friend to everyone, I do not consider that a friend. So let's drink to a narrow circle of friends!
The composition of wishes is always the same:
More health and banknotes!
Drink as we do, drink with us, drink more than us, drink faster than us!
Let's drink to business and sex, which in Russian means: success in business and happiness in personal life!
Let's drink to the Airborne Forces - Faith, Valor and Luck!
They say that a person who has reached the heights of power is lost to friends. Let's raise our glasses so that friendship does not die even at the heights of power!
Let's drink to the fact that we would go, we were attacked by money and we could not fight it off!
There is no Monday that does not give way to Tuesday. There is no place that one gentleman does not give up to another. For gentlemen!
Let's make an "overturn" for the health of our wives!
How many single men dream of good wives! By the way, married men - too ... So let our dreams come true!
Let's drink to wives and mistresses, so that they never meet!
The smiles of women hurt, beckon, burn, and the wounded men drink for women!
A good wife is a life saver. So let's drink to this!
Let's drink to the women who make our hearts beat faster!
If your memory fails you, be glad that it is not your wife. Let's drink to our faithful wives!
A loser clings to love like a drowning man at a straw. A true gentleman always has a lifeline of women's hearts at hand. For true gentlemen, that is, for us!
Let's drink to the intoxication of beautiful women, wine and songs!
Let's drink to us beautiful ones. Well, if we are not beautiful, then the men are getting drunk!
A loved one needs to be cared for and cherished: from this, his withers and cherries grow!
If a man does not succumb to the seduction of women, he is just a blockhead. And it is good only to heat the stove with them. We're going to drink now to real men!
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. So let's rather drink to men, so as not to torment their stomachs!
Let's drink to have flour in your home, not flour. So that you have a mink on your shoulders, and not a mink from a mole in the country. For flour and mink !!! For wealth in your home!
For us, beautiful! For them, the rich!
For us, beautiful! For you gullible ...
Let's raise our glasses to the Komsomol - to All Affectionate, Sociable, Brave Men!
Let's take a dose for men who are a little more handsome than a monkey, but with such an appearance they have the temperament of a lion!
PUBLIC OFFER - on the conclusion of a purchase and sale agreement
This document constitutes a formal offer to conclude a sales contract on the terms set out below.
1. Terms and definitions
1.1. In this document and the resulting or related relations of the Parties, the following terms and definitions are used:
1.1.1. Public offer / Offer - the text of this document with all appendices, changes and additions to it, posted on the Site and available on the Internet at: https: //www.site
1.1.2. Product - bouquets of flowers, flowers by the piece, gift wrapping, postcards, soft toys, souvenirs and other goods, as well as related services offered for sale in the Application.
1.1.3. Transaction - an agreement on the purchase of Goods, together with all Mandatory Documents related to it, which is concluded and executed on the terms of this Offer.
1.1.4. Buyer - a User who intends to use, uses or has used the functionality of the Application and / or the Service provided on its basis to select and purchase Products, including related services. A User registered in the Shop status may act as a Buyer under a Transaction. 1.1.5. Seller - OOO "Buket Stolitsy" Trading Network; OGRN 1171690026090, legal address: 420039, Kazan, Dekabristov st., 186, room No. 1000.
1.1.6. Store - a User who has completed the registration procedure in the Application in the status of a Store, who intends to use, uses or has used the functionality of the Application and / or the Service provided on its basis, including the Seller's services under a commission agreement, to search for Buyers, sell the Goods and receive payment for the Goods ...
1.1.7. Order - an order containing the terms of the Transaction for the purchase of Goods, issued by the Buyer by selecting the Goods and filling out the form in the appropriate section of the Appendix.
1.1.8. Acceptance - full and unconditional acceptance of the Offer by the Buyer performing the actions specified in this Offer, creating a Transaction between the Buyer and the Seller.
1.1.9..
1.1.10. Mobile application is a computer program intended for installation and use on a mobile device in accordance with the terms of the End User License Agreement, which allows you to use various options of the Service.
1.1.11. Application - an integrated software package that includes the Website, Mobile Application and other computer programs and / or databases on the basis of which the Service is implemented.
1.1.12. Service - a set of functional capabilities of the Application and the Content posted in it, access to which is provided to the Users.
1.1.13. Personal account - a personal section of the Application, to which the Buyer gets access after registration and / or authorization in the Application. The personal account is intended for storing the personal information of the Buyer, placing Orders, viewing information about completed Orders, the stage of their implementation, and receiving notifications in the order of notification.
1.2. Terms and definitions not defined in clause 1.1 may be used in this Offer. Offers. In this case, the interpretation of such a term is made in accordance with the text of the Offer. In the absence of an unambiguous interpretation of the term or definition in the text of this Offer, one should be guided by its interpretation, which is defined: first of all - by the documents forming the Transaction between the Parties, secondly - by the legislation of the Russian Federation, and subsequently - by business customs and scientific doctrine.
1.3. Any link in this Offer to an item (section) of the Offer and / or its conditions means a corresponding link to this Offer (its section) and / or its conditions.
2. Subject of the Transaction
2.1. The Seller undertakes to transfer the Goods to the Buyer (including providing related services) based on the Orders placed by the Buyer, and the Buyer undertakes to accept and pay for the Goods under the terms of this Offer.
2.2. The name, price, quantity of the Goods, address and delivery time, as well as other necessary conditions of the Transaction are determined on the basis of the information provided by the Buyer when placing the Order in accordance with the Information about the Goods.
2.3. The Buyer accepts and agrees that the direct execution of the Order can be carried out by a third party - the Store.
2.4. A prerequisite for concluding a Transaction is the unconditional acceptance and observance by the Buyer of the requirements and provisions applicable to the relations of the Parties under the Transaction, determined by the following documents ("Mandatory Documents"):
2.4.1. User Agreement posted and / or available on the Internet at https: //www.site/oferta and including general conditions for registration in the Application and use of the Service;
2.4.2. The privacy policy posted and / or available on the Internet at https: //www.site/oferta, and containing the rules for the provision and use of the Buyer's personal information.
2.4.3. End User License Agreement - posted and / or available on the Internet at https: //www.site/oferta are mandatory terms of use of the Mobile Application.
2.4.4. Information about the Goods - information about the Goods posted and / or available in the Application, used by the Seller to agree on the Order as of the date of its receipt, and including information about the name, completeness and price of the Goods, as well as other information about the Goods;
2.4.5. Promotional terms - information posted and / or available in the Application about individual Products, in respect of which special conditions for placing an Order, payment, delivery and return of promotional Products or the provision of services in connection with placing an Order for such Products may be established;
2.5. Specified in clause 2.3. of this Offer, documents binding on the Parties constitute an integral part of the Transaction concluded in accordance with the Offer.
3. Rights and obligations of the Parties
3.1. The seller undertakes:
3.1.1. Transfer the Goods to the Buyer in the order and on the terms of the Transaction. 3.1.2. Transfer to the Buyer the Goods of proper quality, corresponding to the terms of the Transaction and the requirements of the legislation of the Russian Federation;
3.1.3. Carry out personally or organize the delivery of the Goods to the Buyer;
3.1.4. Provide the Buyer with all the necessary information in accordance with the requirements of the current legislation and this Offer;
3.1.5. Fulfill other obligations stipulated by the Transaction, including the Mandatory Documents, as well as the current legislation of the Russian Federation.
3.2. The seller has the right:
3.2.1. Demand payment for the Goods in the manner and on the conditions stipulated by the Transaction.
3.2.2. Refuse to conclude a Transaction to the Buyer in the event of his unfair behavior, in particular, in the case of:
3.2.2.1. more than 2 (two) cases of non-receipt of the Goods during the year;
3.2.2.2. providing deliberately inaccurate personal information;
3.2.2.3. other cases of unfair behavior, indicating the conclusion by the Buyer of the Agreement for the purpose of abuse of rights, and the absence of the usual economic purpose of the Agreement - the purchase of the Goods.
3.2.3. Exercise other rights provided for by the current legislation of the Russian Federation, as well as the Transaction, including the Mandatory Documents.
3.3. The buyer undertakes:
3.3.1. Provide the Seller with reliable information necessary for the proper execution of the Transaction;
3.3.2. Check the Order before making the Acceptance;
3.3.3. Accept and pay for the Goods in accordance with the terms of the Transaction;
3.3.4. Check for notifications in the Application (including in the Buyer's Personal Account) and at the email address specified by the Buyer when placing the Order;
3.3.5. Fulfill other obligations stipulated by the Transaction, including the Mandatory Documents, as well as the current legislation of the Russian Federation.
3.4. The buyer has the right:
3.4.1. Require the transfer of the Goods in the manner and on the conditions stipulated by the Transaction.
3.4.2. Require the provision of all necessary information in accordance with the requirements of the current legislation and this Offer;
3.4.3. Refuse the Goods on the grounds provided for by the Transaction and the current legislation of the Russian Federation.
3.4.4. Exercise other rights provided for by the Transaction, including the Mandatory Documents, as well as the current legislation of the Russian Federation.
4. Product price and payment procedure
4.1. Prices for individual Products are indicated in the Product Information. The total cost of the Goods under the Agreement is determined in accordance with the prices in force on the date of placing the Order, depending on the name, completeness and quantity of the purchased Goods.
4.2. The delivery terms may provide for the inclusion of the cost of delivery of the Goods to the Buyer in the cost of the Goods (free shipping). In other cases, the cost of delivery is not included in the price of the Goods and is paid by the Buyer additionally.
4.3. Settlements under the Agreement are made using the payment services specified in the Appendix.
4.4. The Buyer is considered to have paid for the Goods under the Order from the moment the information about the payment made by the Buyer in the required amount is provided by the payment service operator acting on the basis of an agreement with the Seller.
5. Delivery and acceptance of the Goods
5.1. The goods are delivered to the recipient - the Buyer or another person specified by the Buyer when placing the Order. The person indicated by the Buyer as the recipient of the Goods is considered to be duly authorized by the Buyer to take actions to accept the Goods.
5.2. The term (time), delivery address and recipient of the Goods are indicated by the Buyer when placing the Order.
5.3. If the Buyer, when placing the Order, indicated the phone number of the recipient of the Goods, the Goods are delivered to the address provided by the recipient.
5.4. Self-pickup of the Goods by the Buyer is not considered to be the delivery of the Goods, but can be specified as a delivery method for the convenience of posting information.
5.5. Delivery of the Goods is carried out by the Store, the Goods of which were purchased by the Buyer, including with the involvement of third parties - Delivery Services.
5.6. The Buyer is obliged to provide the courier with the most accurate information about the address and place of delivery of the Goods, as well as to provide free and unimpeded access to the place indicated by the Buyer, including using an intercom, bell, intercoms, passage control devices, concierge services, security, access system and etc.
5.7. The time allotted for the receipt of the Goods by the Buyer through the Delivery Service is limited. Information on the date of receipt of the delivered Goods is brought to the attention of the Buyer by the appropriate delivery service.
5.8. When transferring the Goods, the recipient of the Goods is obliged, in the presence of the person delivering the Goods, to check the appearance and packaging of the Goods and their quantity, completeness, and assortment.
5.9. Due to the fact that the Goods have individually defined properties (manufactured according to the Buyer's order) and can be used exclusively by the Buyer who buys them, the Buyer does not have the right to refuse the Goods of proper quality.
5.10. If the Goods were not received within the specified time due to the fault of the recipient, the Seller leaves the Goods at the delivery address (if possible) or stores it for 24 hours until the Buyer claims, and after the day expires, he disposes of it at his own discretion. In this case, the obligations of the Seller are considered to be duly fulfilled, the money paid for the Goods is not returned to the Buyer.
5.11. The Buyer has the right to refuse the Goods of inadequate quality or materially different from the Information about the Goods. In this case, the Buyer is refunded the cost of the Goods paid by the Buyer no later than 10 (ten) days from the date the Buyer submits the corresponding request. The refund of the amount paid for the Goods is carried out in the same way in which the payment was made, or in another way agreed by the Parties.
6. Responsibilities of the parties
6.1. For non-fulfillment or improper fulfillment of obligations assumed under the Transaction, the Parties shall be liable in accordance with the current legislation of the Russian Federation.
6.2. The Seller is not responsible for the counter performance of obligations under the Transaction in the event of a delay in payment, and other cases of full or partial default by the Buyer of obligations under the Transaction, as well as the presence of circumstances that clearly indicate that such performance will not be performed within the specified time.
6.3. The Seller is released from liability for non-fulfillment or improper fulfillment of the terms of the Transaction, in particular, for violation of the delivery conditions, in the event that the Buyer informs about himself of inaccurate data.
7. Circumstances of force majeure (force majeure)
7.1. The Parties are released from liability for partial or complete failure to fulfill obligations under the Transaction caused by force majeure circumstances that arose after its conclusion. Such circumstances, in particular, the Parties include: natural disasters; natural and industrial disasters; Act of terrorism; hostilities; civil unrest; adoption by state authorities or local authorities of acts containing prohibitions or restrictions in relation to the activities of the Parties under the Transaction; other circumstances that cannot be foreseen or prevented in advance and make it impossible to fulfill the obligations of the Parties under the Transaction.
7.2. In the event of force majeure circumstances that prevent the fulfillment of obligations under the Transaction, the period for the Parties to provide their obligations is postponed in proportion to the duration of such circumstances, as well as the time required to eliminate their consequences, but not more than 30 (Thirty) calendar days. In the event that force majeure circumstances continue to operate beyond the specified period, or when, upon their occurrence, it becomes obvious to both Parties that they will be valid for more than this period, the Transaction shall be terminated.
8. Acceptance of the Offer and conclusion of the Transaction
8.1. The Buyer's acceptance of the Offer creates a Transaction between the Buyer and the Seller (Articles 433, 438 of the Civil Code of the Russian Federation) on the terms of this Offer.
8.2. The Offer is accepted by the Buyer by placing the Order and paying for the Goods.
8.3. The deal is considered concluded from the moment the Seller receives the Offer Acceptance.
8.4. On the basis of this Offer, an unlimited number of Transactions can be concluded with the Buyer.
9. Validity period and amendment of the Offer
9.1. The offer comes into force from the moment it is posted on the Site and is valid until the Seller revokes it.
9.2. The Seller reserves the right to amend the terms of the Offer and / or withdraw the Offer at any time at its sole discretion. Information about the change or withdrawal of the Offer is communicated to the Buyer at the option of the Seller by posting in the Application, in the Buyer's Personal Account, or by sending a corresponding notification to the email or postal address specified by the Buyer when concluding the Transaction or during its execution.
9.3. In the event that the Offer is withdrawn or changes are made to the Offer, these decisions come into force from the moment the information is communicated to the Buyer, unless another date for their entry into force is determined by the Offer or additionally with such a message.
9.4. The documents specified in the Offer, binding for the Parties, are approved, supplemented and amended by the Seller at its own discretion and brought to the attention of the Buyer in the manner prescribed for the notification of the Buyer about the change in the Offer.
10. Duration, amendment and termination of the Transaction
10.1. The Transaction comes into force from the moment of the Buyer's Acceptance of the Offer and is valid: a) until the Parties fully fulfill their obligations under the Transaction, or b) until the early termination of the Transaction.
10.2. In case of withdrawal of the Offer by the Seller during the period of the Transaction, the Transaction is considered valid on the terms of the Offer in the latest edition with all the Mandatory Documents.
10.3. The transaction can be terminated by agreement of the Parties or on other grounds provided for by this Offer or current legislation.
11. Agreement on the analogue of a handwritten signature
11.1. The Parties shall have the right to use facsimile reproduction of a signature or a simple electronic signature when concluding a Transaction, placing Orders, as well as sending notifications on a Transaction.
11.2. It is allowed to exchange documents between the Parties by fax or e-mail. In this case, the documents transferred in this order have full legal force, provided there is a confirmation of the delivery of the message that includes them to the recipient.
11.3. When the Parties use e-mail, the electronic document sent with its help is considered signed by a simple electronic signature of the sender, created using his e-mail address.
11.4. In the case of using e-mail for sending an electronic document, the recipient of the electronic document identifies the person who signed such a document by the e-mail address he uses.
11.5. The procedure for using a simple electronic signature by the Parties is also governed by the User Agreement.
11.6. By agreement of the Parties, electronic documents signed with a simple electronic signature are recognized as equivalent to paper documents signed with a handwritten signature.
11.7. Any actions performed using a simple electronic signature of a Party shall be deemed to have been committed by such a Party.
11.8. The parties undertake to maintain the confidentiality of the electronic signature key. In particular, the Buyer does not have the right to transfer his username and password or provide access to his e-mail to third parties, and is fully responsible for their safety and individual use, independently choosing the method of storing them and limiting access to them.
11.9. In case of unauthorized access to the login and password, their loss or disclosure to third parties, the Buyer is obliged to immediately inform the Seller about this by sending an e-mail from the e-mail address specified in the Application.
11.10. In case of loss or unauthorized access to e-mail, the address of which is indicated by the Buyer in the Application, the Buyer is obliged to immediately replace such an address with a new one and inform the Seller about this fact by sending an e-mail from the new e-mail address.
12. Final provisions
12.1. The transaction, its conclusion and execution are governed by the current legislation of the Russian Federation. All issues that are not regulated by this Offer or are not fully settled are regulated in accordance with the substantive law of the Russian Federation.
12.2. Disputes about the Offer and / or the Transaction are resolved in a preliminary complaint procedure. If the Parties fail to reach an agreement, disputes are subject to consideration in court at the location of the Seller.
12.3. From the moment of the conclusion of the Transaction on the terms of this Offer, all written or oral agreements or statements that previously took place between the Parties regarding the subject of the Transaction become invalid.
12.4. By accepting this Offer, the Buyer freely, of his own free will and in his own interest gives written consent to the Seller to process his personal data in accordance with the Privacy Policy.
12.5. Any notifications and documents on the Transaction, unless otherwise provided by this Offer, may be sent by one Party to the other Party: 1) by e-mail 2) sending an electronic notification to the Buyer in the Personal Account; 3) by mail with acknowledgment of receipt or courier service with confirmation of delivery.
12.6. In the event that one or more provisions of the Offer or Transaction are for any reason invalid, unenforceable, such invalidity does not affect the validity of any other provision of the Offer or Transaction, which remain in force.
12.7. Without conflicting with the terms of the Offer, the Parties have the right at any time to execute the concluded Transaction in the form of a written document expressing the content of the Offer valid at the time of its execution, the Mandatory Documents specified in it and the placed Order.
13. Requisites
LLC "Trading network" Bouquet of the capital ",
OGRN 1171690026090
420039, Kazan, Dekabristov st., 186, pom. No. 1000
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Do not be ill and do not lame,
Start the morning cheerfully
Drive old age away with a broom
And live to the fullest!
Surprise and dream
Jump and walk more
Move more, dance
And chew salads more often!
Let's consolidate my words
Let's drink with you to the bottom!
For character and for fashion,
For wonderful weather
For salary, for good
And for a stylish coat.
For wealth and for a house,
For the comfort that reigns in him,
For the hangover, and for the fact
To make it good!
In general, we must drink
For success and dreams,
For delight and beauty,
For love and family!
Let it be easy on your soul
It's very hard in your pockets.
To drink calmly, to eat
I had the courage to admit everything.
So that you have enough strength to have fun
I couldn't sleep for joy.
Let it be possible to do everything
At the same time, do not even sweat.
Let life go head over heels
And we are on horseback in life!
Let's drink to hell
We know him, everyone needs him,
He knows everything, about everyone, always,
And sometimes things go with him!
It's more interesting to talk to him,
And build a fence with him,
Jellied meat is always tastier with him,
It will never disappear!
Let's drink with you "cabbage"
To always be thick
To be found in wallets
In euros, pounds, dollars!
Let's also drink to the fact
So that everything is good
To have a rest abroad
And problems so as not to know.
Eat black caviar
Straight with a spoon in the morning
Drive around in the Jaguar,
To take a place in the Duma!
I drink to make everything possible
Everything came true, came true,
For enemies and friends
For fathers and their children!
I drink to the enemies
We bit off our tongues
I drink for the course and for the currency,
For a beauty, a figure!
I drink for nights, for love,
I drink to life and I drink to shelter,
I drink so that everyone can live in abundance
And they forgot about the bitterness!
My son, father and grandfather went fishing somehow. They were on the bus, and a girl comes in, all dressed up, and her tights are in fishnet.
The son thought:
- Test heifer ...
Father thinks:
- Probably, all the money from parents is pulling on clothes ...
Grandfather's thoughts:
- Eh, but they forgot the nets ...
Let's drink to clarity of thought!
Let's drink to the years
So that they are not lived in vain,
So that there are many events
And amazing discoveries!
Let's drink to vodka
So that it never ends
So that always, at any time,
Her friends could buy!
Let's drink to a hangover
So as not to hurt them ever,
After all, this is a whole skill,
So that your head does not hurt!
Let's have a last drink
For our plans and dreams
So that we have many deals,
That they could not have us!
Once a sage was asked: "O wisest one, tell me, how long does it take to wait for happiness?" To which the gray-haired old man replied with a sly smile: "If you wait, then it will take a long time." So let's drink to those who do not wait, but make their own happiness!
A whole cart of congratulations,
Like a kind Santa Claus
I came to visit you
And I forgot my little bag.
Even though it's not New Years,
May you be lucky in everything
May dreams come true
Let the colored dreams come off.
And also good smiles to you,
And fashionable clothes for you
And let it be all right
Let happiness sing in the garden!
It's okay that a birthday happens only once a year. With our toasts, you can decorate any feast and create a holiday almost every day. There is always a reason for fun. And with the help of a variety of toasts for every taste, you can create a festive atmosphere and give everyone present a wonderful mood.
If you don't have enough imagination to come up with an original and funny congratulation yourself, do not despair! With our selection you will be known merry fellow and ringleader. In this article, we have collected for you toasts for your birthday, or any other holiday that you can pick up for a man and a woman for any feast:
Happy birthday dear!
I wish you dough and more fools
To get rid of the shackles
Our life is not easy.
Fur coats, clubs, diamonds
And champagne by the river
To pour from the tap.
I didn't get up from the couch.
Chocolates, gummies
For breakfast and lunch.
All whims were fulfilled
And you didn’t hear no.
For you, my girlfriend!
Drinking martini, where is the mug?
Pour, my old lady!
One day a girl wandered through the desert with a bottle of drink... And he sees in front of him a weakened guy who was almost dying. He was thirsty. In a weak, barely audible voice, he asked the woman to get drunk, but she refused. The girl wanders on and here is an oasis in front of her. She is very happy, splashing in the water, swimming. And then she remembers the poor guy she met along the way. The girl took some water for him and decided to give him something to drink, returns to the place where she met him, but he has already made the ends ... So let's drink to the fact that women and girls always give on time! This also applies to the birthday girl as well. For you, friend!
A beautiful and slender, absolutely naked woman is walking through the desert and meets a handsome young man. He is also nude, but the male genitals are covered with a hat. The woman wanted to consider everything without a hat, came close to the guy and quickly removed two hands. But the hat continued to hang. So let's drink to the indescribable maiden beauty, which gives strength to hold the hat!
You are beautiful like a llama.
Graceful as a pava.
Appetizing like a bun
And smelly like a chanel.
Take down a tower worse than alcohol
I want to flirt with you.
Overhaul in your bed
Arrange for a few weeks.
For you, my dear!
I drink and pour myself
I raise this toast
And I get up in full growth.
Happy birthday!
If you have small troubles in your life, be ironic. If there are huge troubles - laugh heartily. If they ask about your age - godlessly lie! Happy holiday, friend, you have become one more year more mature! Happy birthday!
So that you are not jinxed,
So that they don't get off of you,
So that you always have something to dress in
And there was always someone to be naked in front of!
Let's raise our faceted glasses so that the birthday girl has as much grief in her life as there will be liquid in our containers!
I wish you good luck and a summer cottage by the sea. Happiness, health and everything blah blah blah. Such are the things ...
Let's drink to the fact that your desires about the fuck come out of my capabilities.
Maiden melodrama: "I didn't have time to look around, as they stopped looking." Let's raise our glasses to those who don't look back. For you, newborn!
And to put you in jail to jail in 100 years for the brutal rape of a young wife!
I want to get drunk for ELK!
To want
Fuck * moose and live!
Raise the stacks for the ladies! After all, "I will not give" is a bad phrase!
Let everything pass by you, of course, except for intimacy!
For the men! Women drink on their knees ... at the mens!
A stray dog walks down the street, and a well-groomed lapdog runs towards him. -Hey! Who are you? - asked the dog. - I am a beautiful lapdog. - She answered playfully. - And I just decided to pee ... I will make a toast as simple as this stray dog. To always stand ... stopar and loot was always found!
A man is like good wine: every year he makes it better, wiser. And let's also drink to a healthier, lighter and more successful!
You can only hear it on every corner: a man must do this, a man must do this ... Enough! Today, friend, you should only be happy! After all, it's a birthday, as Gena the crocodile sang in one children's song, only once a year! So have fun and don't worry about debt!
You're cool like Bruce Willis. Handsome like Brad Pitt. Strong as Schwarzenegger. Delicate like Dima Bilan. So let's drink to your split personality!
Guys are like little children, honestly! They always need new beautiful cars and a lot to have their own planes and other toys. So let's drink to our stronger sex and their addictions and so that there are always pretty dolls with them in their cars!
We always drink on days starting with the letter "C": on Wednesdays, Saturdays and today!
Once upon a time there was one very unhappy guy... He did not see happiness, did not laugh and did not even smile. Everything was very bad for him. And so it went on from day to day, from month to month, from year to year. But suddenly one day a miracle happened! Lady Fate herself came to him and offered one of the three royal gifts. She offered to choose between Love, Luck and Health. so let's raise our cups so that our dear friend never has to choose and all three of these gifts are present in the life of our birthday boy in abundance!
I am not a thirty-year-old lady, but a young 17-year-old girl with 13 years of experience!
The only spouse - wherever it went, the mistress - not bad. Two mistresses - perhaps, but several spouses are too much! So let's raise our glasses to a sense of proportion!
Such a treasure as an ideal woman cannot be found, it can only be created with your own hands, overwork, sweat and blood. So let's drink to the men who work tirelessly around the clock!
The girl is ready for absolutely anything for the sake of a feeling of love - and even to make love. The guy is ready to do a lot for the sake of just making love - and even love. So let's drink to a wonderful and light feeling!
Expensive! Alcohol makes you gorgeous! - But I did not use it! - This is not the point, I used! So let's raise our glasses for female attractiveness!
So that we always stand
And you had a ** yes.
To break the beds
The parties did not end.
Let's drink to the girls!
So many bows, skirts.
Tights, ruffles, thongs, bodices
And so many myths go around!
There are many of them - all sorts of simpletons,
Aristocrats, bastards,
Their legs will grow from the ears,
And we kiss them, khokhlushek.
They are so passionate and hot
And they love veal tenderness.
We will drink vodka slowly
Girls, let life be yours
Fresh, sweet and pretty!
This toast is a little simple
But the feelings are immeasurable in him.
Pouring the third toast
And we drink for our girls!
As they say, the stronger sex is weaker than the weaker, due to the weakness of the stronger sex to the weaker. How I twisted it! Let's drain our cups to the bottom!
